who decided that you need some deep back story in order to justify your tattoo
if you think a deer is gonna look cool as hell on your arm then go ahead and get it tattooed
(via iwillloveyousillinhell)
Reblog this for a pick up line in your ask box.
she-dreamed-in-black-and-white:
Im bored.
i waSNT EXPECTING OVER 30.
yEAH THAT’S RIGHT, PREPARE FOR THE UNEXPECTED.
PICK UP LINE HOUR IS NOW
Sure, why not? No-one ever does these things when I reblog them, but I might as well keep trying :P
(via w3-allll-fall-d0wn)
- Me: Hey I'm tired but tomorrow should be a good day. Maybe I'll wake up happy.
- Body: No your going to hurt and feel like crap tomorrow.
- Mind: Have fun trying to convince yourself your still sane in the morning.
- Friends: Hey I'm gonna be in a good mood and indirectly rub it in your face all day tomorrow.
- Family: I'm gonna barge in your room every ten minute without knocking like I did yesterday.
- Pets: I'm going to stare at you like your a freak like I do everyday.
- Society: I'm going to make you feel horrible about yourself yet again.
- World: How about I make gravity put pressure on you so you feel like you can't breath like usual.
- Me: Ok I give up, just please stop talking!
- Friend: Why are you talking to yourself?
- Mind: You didn't a very good job convincing yourself.
I need Tate Langdon/ Evan Peters fanfics. NOW… Someone help!!
Reblog if you’d like 1 message from a curious anon.
(via speakingforageneration)
How to braid your hair:
- Wet hair
- Comb through
- Separate at the part
- Draw a pentagram on the floor
- Perform blood sacrifice
- Offer up your soul to the devil
- Chant ancient Latin conjuration spell
- Summon Satan
- Ask Satan to braid your hair
You know what?
Screw you. I am done braiding people’s hair. Do you know how many braids I have done today?
Thirty-fucking-seven.
And I don’t even get a “Hey Satan how’s it going your cloven hooves look fabulous today” it’s just “Braid it. Go.”
(via morenodiaz)
I never had a “boys are icky and gross” phase I’ve literally been chasing dick since birth
(via perfect)
the best way to a girls heart is punching through the ribcage
apparently this is illegal but dont let it stop you
(Source: tapdancers, via 2ro4ds-4ward)
Self Harm Confession Night
If you self harm or have an eating disorder, like or reblog. You will receive a message in your ask box soon after
